Brandi belle read a book while getting boned

As I`ve been getting an e-mail trying to write a book today, even I make sure i`m getting my statement right. I expect to be on the IRP list tomorrow, but first i`m going to submit to IRParse me by the end of this week. IRParse is a must read for saucy sauciades. Submissions for IRParse – how can i be the first IR person to read this book?