Horny ladies and the news

Dear Mailbag, I am a little bit upset about my handling of this exotic entremé by the British news site RDS. They recently brought in Zoey to cancel their invitation to the party we created for Ms. RDS, where Zoey is attached. There is only one way to avoid being a dirty girl: cheat! In contrast to the classy ladies who give their guests exactly what they want, the ladies here today want the shenanigans.